The Kanye West Genome Project
DEAR KANYE WEST,
I have been following your new Twitter account. IT’S AMAZING. So amazing. I am a scientist at MIT and I have a proposal for you: WE WANT TO SEQUENCE YOUR GENOME–YOUR KINGISH DNA ………… I’M DEAD SERIOUS. I work in the dopest laboratories IN THE WORLD. Come visit, after the V.I.P. tour you will see how SCIENCE WILL MAKE YOU BEYOND FAMOUS.
LET’S DO THIS,
MIT and Whitehead Institute for Biomedical Research
Cambridge, MASSACHUSETTS, UNITED STATES OF AMERICA